This picture fails to establish the ways in which you can use different parts of the tongue, nor does it talk about pressure, direction, or the addition of hands. Fuck you, I am an oral CHAMP.
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
She’s GORGEOUS. Officially adding “must be able to pull off the 19th century prostitute look” to my list of criteria for suitable dating candidates.
MO CLICK THIS
THIS
THIS IS
THE BEST EARGASM I’VE EVER HAD OOOHHHHH
OH MY GOOOOOOD.
You know I always wondered if these two songs would go together
Answer: yes
THIS IS INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT
MY TWO FAVORITE BANDS IN ONE SONG ADKHADLGHA
my throat feels like I swallowed a cheese grater
Throat coat and honey will save your life! *anthem plays*
me moshing and my mom not understanding
i just spit all over my laptop screen .
if i had a penis i would masturbate so much
The fuck is stopping you from masturbating without one?
